Torg's Blind Date
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Torg's Blind Date is the first story in chapter 4 of Sluggy Freelance, The Slug-Files. Angry about Zoë kissing Torg, Sam plots to get rid of Torg, by setting him up with a blind date... with someone he met on the internet, Megababe549. Riff gets a date with Gwynn, and Zoë invents a date for herself. Torg soon sees that the "blonde bombshell" he was expecting isn't all that - he narrows it down to Sammy Hagar in a dress, or the ugliest woman he has ever seen, and with a hook for a hand. He tries to flee from the date, but MegaBabe549 sees through this.

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