Muffin the Vampire Baker (Story)

Sam finds himself trapped in a Buffy parody.

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"Sluggy Freelance: 5/10/1999". Muffin appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/11/1999". Muffin appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/12/1999". Muffin and Sam appeared. Sam killed 2 vampires. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/13/1999". Sam appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/14/1999". Muffin appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/15/1999". Muffin appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/16/1999". Muffin and Sam appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/17/1999". Nobody appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/18/1999". Kiki and Riff appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/19/1999". Kiki, Sam, Muffin and Riff appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/20/1999". Sam and Muffin appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/21/1999". Sam and Muffin appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/22/1999". Muffin appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/23/1999". Muffin killed 2 vampires. Sam killed 3 vampires. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/24/1999". Nobody appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/25/1999". Riff appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/26/1999". Sam and Muffin appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/27/1999". Sam and Muffin appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/28/1999". Riff appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/29/1999". Nobody appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 5/30/1999". Sam killed 2 vampires. Sam killed 4 hostages. Muffin appeared.