During his trip to the Sci-Fi Dimension, Riff acquired a large laser cannon. It has since become his most iconic weapon. The laser cannon is powerful enough to blast holes through walls. It also has a stun setting, which Riff rarely uses.

Dr. Schlock has created an inflatable version, which is just as powerful and "inflates for instant intimidation".

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