K I T T E N I I

K I T T E N I I
Book	Dangerous Days
Chapter	Scary Chapter
Previous Story	Halloween
Next Story	The Naughty/Nice Plot Device

K I T T E N I I is the fourth story in chapter 32 of Sluggy Freelance, Scary Chapter. Torg, Zoë, Bert and Angela are whisked back to Wispydale by a pseudo-army dedicated to keep The EVIL at bay. Riff follows them according to a message Zoë left. Their commander though is a mad clown and has set up for the EVIL to awaken and blames it on Flaky (whose "date" with Satan went so badly that he cursed the survivors of the first massacre to be the new caretakers). Satan has given the kittens mittens, and the power of flight, which they use to kill Jack the Clown and much of the Arny. Riff tries to make a plan to ensure the survival of the group, but treachery by two other Arny members kills many more, as well as Bert. In a last effort, the kittens can be given milk, and the only two survivors of the Arny join Flaky in her efforts. No twist ending.

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"Sluggy Freelance: 10/21/2002". Jack the Clown and Lt. Jaffe appeared. The EVIL killed 5 Arny-soldiers. The EVIL did not appear. "Sluggy Freelance: 10/22/2002". Jack the Clown and Lt. Jaffe appeared. The EVIL killed Pvt Porbastard. The EVIL did not appear. "Sluggy Freelance: 10/23/2002". Lt. Jaffe and Lucy appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 10/24/2002". Lucy appeared. Lt. Jaffe died. The EVIL killed six people. "Sluggy Freelance: 10/25/2002". Lucy, Riff and The EVIL appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 10/26/2002". Bert, Dex and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 10/27/2002". Angela, Bert, Cindy, Delaware, Dex, Jim Traipsey, Jon Traipsey, Lucy, Mr. Glee, Mrs. Glee, Riff, Satan, Sheriff Bugahf, The EVIL and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 10/28/2002". Cindy, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 10/29/2002". Dart appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 10/30/2002". Acey, Dart, Lucy and Riff appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 10/31/2002". Acey, Lucy, Riff and The EVIL appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/01/2002". Nobody appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/02/2002". The EVIL appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/03/2002". Acey, Bones, Dart, Delaware, Lucy, Mika and Riff appeared. The EVIL killed 10 Arny-soldiers. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/04/2002". Flaky, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/05/2002". Dart and Jack the Clown appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/06/2002". Dart, Lucy and Riff appeared. The EVIL killed an Arny-soldier. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/07/2002". Dart, Jack the Clown, Lucy and Riff appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/08/2002". Jack the Clown, Lucy and Riff appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/09/2002". Jack the Clown, Lucy and Riff appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/10/2002". Angela, Bert, Flaky, Satan, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/11/2002". Bert, Flaky, Jack the Clown, Lucy, Riff, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/12/2002". Dart and Mika appeared. The EVIL killed Bones and 5 Arny-soldiers total. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/13/2002". Flaky, Jack the Clown, Riff, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/14/2002". Dart, Flaky, Jack the Clown, Riff, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/15/2002". Bert, Dart, Flaky, Jack the Clown, Lucy, Riff, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/16/2002". Dart, Delaware, Flaky, Jack the Clown, Mika, Riff and Torg appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/17/2002". Dart, Delaware, Flaky, Mika, Torg and Zoë appeared. The EVIL killed Jack the Clown and a pilot. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/18/2002". Dart, The EVIL and Torg appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/19/2002". Acey, Flaky, Riff and Torg appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/20/2002". Acey, Angela, Flaky, Riff and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/21/2002". Acey, Bert, Dart, Delaware, Flaky, Lucy, Mika, Riff, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/22/2002". Acey, Dart, Delaware, Mika, Riff, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/23/2002". Riff, The EVIL and Torg appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/24/2002". Acey, Angela, Bert, Bitparte, Dart, Delaware, Lucy, Mika, Riff, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/25/2002". Angela, Riff and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/26/2002". Acey, Bert, Bitparte and Dart appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/27/2002". Riff and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/28/2002". Ed Mitdafeat, Juan Adyslow, Riff, Sid Uationhopeless and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/29/2002". Lucy, Mika, Riff, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 11/30/2002". Lucy and Torg appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/01/2002". Angela, Ed Mitdafeat, Juan Adyslow, Riff, Sid Uationhopeless, The EVIL and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/02/2002". Delaware, Juan Adyslow and Mika appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/03/2002". Acey, Bert, Bitparte, Dart, Flaky, Lucy and Torg appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/04/2002". Acey, Bert, Bitparte, Dart, Flaky, Juan Adyslow, Lucy, Riff, Sid Uationhopeless, Torg and Zoë appeared. The EVIL killed Delaware. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/05/2002". Ed Mitdafeat, Riff, Sid Uationhopeless and Zoë appeared. The EVIL killed Mika. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/06/2002". Dart, Ed Mitdafeat, Flaky, Juan Adyslow, Lucy, Riff, Sid Uationhopeless, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/07/2002". Flaky, Riff, Torg and Zoë appeared. The EVIL killed Acey, Bert, Bitparte, Dart and Lucy. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/08/2002". Flaky, Juan Adyslow, Riff, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/09/2002". Ed Mitdafeat, Flaky, Juan Adyslow, Riff, Sid Uationhopeless, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/10/2002". Angela, Ed Mitdafeat, Flaky, Juan Adyslow, Riff, Sid Uationhopeless, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/11/2002". Flaky, Riff, Sid Uationhopeless, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/12/2002". Angela, Ed Mitdafeat, Flaky, Juan Adyslow, Riff, Sid Uationhopeless, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/13/2002". Angela, Ed Mitdafeat, Riff, Sid Uationhopeless, and Zoë appeared. The EVIL killed Juan Adyslow. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/14/2002". Angela, Ed Mitdafeat, Flaky, Riff, Sid Uationhopeless, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/15/2002". Angela, Ed Mitdafeat, Flaky, Riff, Sid Uationhopeless, The EVIL, Torg and Zoë appeared. "Sluggy Freelance: 12/16/2002". Gwynn, Riff, Torg and Zoë appeared.

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