Corsica is Frog's non-sapient love interest. She may have been his mate before he gained self awareness. Despite the fact that she is a normal frog, most people (including Frog) treat her as an intelligent being. A running gag involves her having a romantic interest in Gennaro, and Frog feeling jealous. Another running gag involves her dying repeatedly and being replaced from a local pet shop without Frog noticing.
The penultimate Corsica has apparently had her mind replaced with that of Suzette, allowing her to spy on Hereti-Corp; she loathes Frog's charms as much as she does those of Torg . Her mission is complete and Operation Corsica #45 has been initiated. These events are not technically part of the "Corsica Files" feature.
Alternatives[]
The only known parallel Corsica lived in 4U City. She was the love interest of that dimensions Frog, and is assumed to have been non-sapient and frequently-replaced as well.
Corsica Files[]
# | Status | Comment |
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1 | ********NO DATA******** LOCATION/CONDITION: UNKNOWN | Wouldn't you like to know? | |
2 |
Deceased | Experimental weapons testing | |
3 | Deceased, Extra Crispy | House of Cheese deep fryer | 2011-05-08 |
4 | Deceased | Experimental weapon testing | 2011-04-23 |
5 | Deceased | RANDOM VAT OF VIBRIO VULNIFICUS | 2011-04-24 |
6 | Broken Heart, Bones, Brain, and everything else | 15th Floor | 2011-02-19(A) |
7 | Missing | Princess' Kiss | 2011-03-13 |
8 | Deceased | Sulfuric Acid | 2011-02-10 |
9 | Deceased | Six more weeks of winter | 2011-03-05 |
10 | Who cares? | Kidnapped by ??? | 2011-03-06 |
11 | Deceased | Experimental Pizza Cheese | 2011-02-26 |
12 | Deceased | Actual Pizza Cheese | 2011-02-27 |
13 | Deceased | Irradiated, poisoned, incinerated, stabbed. 'zot.' | 2011-03-12 |
14 | Deceased | Vat of sharp pointy knives | 2011-02-10 |
15 | Reduced to ash | Experiment #1) Fiery Sharp-metal Thought Extractor 3000 | 2011-04-02 |
16 | Reduced to ash | Experiment #2) Slightly Radioactive Rusty Metal Brain-Enhancer 4000 | 2011-04-03 |
17 | Deceased | More Sulfuric Acid | 2011-02-10 |
18 | Ironically deceased | Today's Special: Frog Legs | 2011-03-19 |
19 | Reduced to ash | Experiment #3) Cuddly Plush Hug-o-matic Confidence-Booster 5000 | 2011-04-09 |
20 | Missing | With a degree from county college
Working to pay for degree |
2011-04-10 |
21 | Deceased | 2011-05-01 | |
22 | Today's Special: Boiling Soup | 2011-02-10 | |
23 | Ew | Today's Special: Housefly Stew | 2011-03-20 |
24-30 | Deceased | Radio-controlled flies. Some Other Kind Of Deadly Acid | 2011-03-26 |
31 | Deceased | Yet Even More Sulfuric Acid | 2011-02-10 |
32 | Deceased | Shredded | 2011-03-27 |
33 | Decontaminated | Free "Dangerous Mutagen" Samples | 2011-04-16(A) |
34 | Deceased | Who keeps putting frogs in my Sulfuric Acid? | 2011-02-12 |
35 | Fluxed | Dr. Shankraft at HC | 2011-02-13 |
36 | Deceased | Strom's Explosion | 2011-02-10 |
37 | Really, Really, Really Deceased | Kusari | 2011-02-10 |
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42 | Just about ready to close the book on the Corsica Files |
2012-04-06 | |
43 | Assuming nothing else goes horribly wrong |
2012-04-07 | |
44 | Awkward | Was actually Suzette, already-dead frog corpse left at scene immediately after weirded out by Frog in a french maid outfit
100% Natural Fibres. |
2012-03-21 |
45 | Initiated | ||
4032 | Seriously! | Why are we losing so many frogs? | 2012-04-09 |
3 Billion | I am the walrus! | Agent 537 had a dalliance with tobacco in the 90's. | 2012-04-21 |